just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via piercing-paradox)

waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

(Source: happychaneira, via tinyfawnxo)

bekstek:

i would die

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

image

(via kingsleyyy)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS


I’m gonna cry
"Death is better than painful forever."

Six Word Story (via gwapongkwago)

(via lustfilledhearts)

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via feminishblog)

sixpenceee:

Imagine if he put the red dot on the middle of a person’s face

cardozzza:

southern-feminism:

"If I perform this emergency abortion I’m a murderer!!!"

No, bro. You’re a murderer if you let your pregnant patient die in your office because you refused them an emergency abortion.

As a medical professional, let me say this: If you will not put your patient first—if you will not perform life saving medical care because of your own beliefs—stay the fuck out of the field.

We have enough abusive and ableist people in the field as it is.

(via fragglechop)

ummlaith:

m7madsmiry:

A Palestinian young man who was married to the love of his life only one month ago and who fought for 10 years until their families approved their wedding stood at the side of his demolished house and told the TV reporter that he spent 5 years building a tiny house (one bedroom, a bathroom, a small kitchen) and he haven’t paid back half of the construction costs just yet. Worst of all, he says he couldn’t save anything from the house. Not their wedding pictures, not wedding video, not their first love letters, not their humble presents they used to exchange. Nothing. That broke my heart. At least they still have each other


My heart

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

(via ogatoriko)

I’m not going to pretend like things are good when they’re not.

Posted: 16 hours ago.